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491#
发表于 2014-4-29 10:58:49 | 只看该作者
郭德纲: 男人永远是个长不大的孩子,别指望他会在六十岁之前断奶。
492#
发表于 2014-4-29 12:47:15 | 只看该作者
luvski 发表于 2014-4-29 11:58
郭德纲: 男人永远是个长不大的孩子,别指望他会在六十岁之前断奶。

德刚这啥意思,六十往上就不让喝奶了,那咋补钙呢

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不喝  发表于 2014-4-29 20:15
豆浆!  发表于 2014-4-29 18:18
493#
 楼主| 发表于 2014-4-29 23:36:26 | 只看该作者
多谢白兰地,瓜瓜,老猫。雪侠等各位,这段时间不间断建设楼层!

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农工  发表于 2014-4-30 04:46
494#
发表于 2014-4-30 11:04:44 | 只看该作者

人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.
教之道:The way of learning it.
贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng.
择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don't study hard.
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山:Dou, the Famous.
有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子:All his five son took it.
名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教:If your children don't know how to do it.
父之过:It is all your fault.
教不严:If they had lots of problems with it.
师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学:You may refuse to study this.
非所宜:But that is a real mistake.
幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood.
老何为:You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick.
不成器:It won't become hard and strong.
人不学:If you don't learn sex.
不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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wow!  发表于 2014-4-30 12:58
495#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:23:29 | 只看该作者
今天在路上碰见个外国友人,背着旅行包跟我说:“我想看胸毛。”我一愣,问他:“在这里吗?”“对,你们的胸毛很漂亮!”想不到一帅小伙竟有这样的癖好,我犹豫了下当街脱掉了上衣,卧槽他惊惧地看我一眼!跑掉了!事后回想了下他可能是要去动物园吧,呵呵,好歹老子也是考过四级的你说PANDA会死啊?
496#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:23:54 | 只看该作者
什么踢足球的男生帅打篮球的男生帅,都是放屁,只要你丫长得帅,玩弹玻璃球都帅。
497#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:25:06 | 只看该作者
“马先生你好!我是电视台记者。您早就是成名艺人了,请问您幸福吗?"马景涛思索片刻后回答说:“我不姓胡,我这个名字还敢姓胡吗?”
498#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:25:28 | 只看该作者
今天打一“黑车”到银泰,路遇交警拦车,交警怀疑其是黑车,
只见黑车司机非常老练地下车,解释道:我们是朋友,我还有她电话呢,
不信我给你拨一个,我电话果然响起,交警一把抢过去,
上面的来电显示是:黑车司机……
499#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:27:19 | 只看该作者
漂亮女记者问牧民疯牛病的由来,牧民答:我一天挤十次奶,牛却一年交配一次! 女记者不解,牧民大喊:天天揉你乳访,一年才干你一次,你不疯啊?
500#
发表于 2014-5-2 16:27:42 | 只看该作者
一出租车司机,一日送一漂亮mm去宾馆,下车时mm把相机落在车上,Lz把头伸出窗外提醒说:小姐,你相机。mm一听顿时就火了,吼着说:你丫的才像鸡,你们全家都像鸡。Lz当时那个郁闷啊,踩着油门头也不回的走了,只见后面那mm追着车,边跑边叫着:师傅,我相机,我相机…
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