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看了lulu的事迹,想到俺一件往事. 手上没啥事,唠唠. 高一吧,每周有节外教口语课,老外奶奶在黑板上写了长长的一段话,今天google一下找到了,见帖尾. 然后每节课抽人站起来朗诵,左手拿纸,右手还得拍桌打节奏, 大家都读的五花八门风格各异,每次都笑的众绝倒. 一日晚,看书完毕,收拾第二天的书,忽然发现有口语课, 有不祥预感, 妈的, 我得准备准备,于是夜上阳台, 对月长颂, 不知道那根筋通了,连颂数遍,居然似乎能背下来了. 做梦都开心, 想想明天上课老师喊到我, 我这么一击节唱歌, 这不拉风死了?
第二天,果然老外奶奶又开始在课堂上漫步挑人, 她走近了, 我紧紧盯着她的眼神,她也看着我,那一刻世界里只有我和她......她嘴唇动了..."you", 我倏然而起, 也是物我两忘, 音节像瀑布一样涌出,双手还轮流敲桌, 颂至高潮处双目微合,只若魔神附体,当最后一个音节吐出的时候,全场静寂了, 妈的, 爽死了,这就是俺要的效果啊. 继续用眼神很酷的连接着奶奶,她的嘴唇诺诺半晌..只说得一句,"我没想让你念这个啊?"
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This is the house that Jack built.This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.This is the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the cat that killed the ratThat ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.This is the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the man all tattered and tornThat kissed the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the priest all shaven and shornThat married the man all tattered and tornThat kissed the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the cock that crowed in the mornThat waked the priest all shaven and shornThat married the man all tattered and tornThat kissed the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the farmer sowing his cornThat kept the cock that crowed in the mornThat waked the priest all shaven and shornThat married the man all tattered and tornThat kissed the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.This is the horse and the hound and the hornThat belonged to the farmer sowing his cornThat kept the cock that crowed in the mornThat waked the priest all shaven and shornThat married the man all tattered and tornThat kissed the maiden all forlornThat milked the cow with the crumpled hornThat tossed the dog that worried the catThat killed the rat that ate the maltThat lay in the house that Jack built.
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雷达卡
发表于 2010-11-11 14:26:28
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楼主
发表于 2010-11-11 14:57:06
